The Society Speaks 🔥
More Trail Finds 🏕️
Another Day of Overpacking T-Shirt
$34.95
Another Day of Overpacking T-Shirt
$34.95
Sly Hiker, Mostly Lost T-Shirt
$34.95
Sly Hiker, Mostly Lost T-Shirt
$34.95
Sorry Can't, In A Live Stream T-Shirt
$34.95
Sorry Can't, In A Live Stream T-Shirt
$34.95
Currently AFK T-Shirt
$34.95
Currently AFK T-Shirt
$34.95
Logging Off T-Shirt
$34.95
Logging Off T-Shirt
$34.95
Game Over Press Start T-Shirt
$34.95
Game Over Press Start T-Shirt
$34.95
The Only Tee You'll
Fight a Raccoon For
Soft enough for lazy Sundays, durable enough for trail days, and funny enough to make the whole campsite do a double take. We obsess over every detail — from the feel of the fabric against your skin to the pun that makes your hiking buddy groan out loud. These aren't just tees. They're the ones you reach for first, wash a hundred times, and still can't bring yourself to retire. The ones that make strangers at the coffee shop say "nice shirt" and suddenly you're both in on it together. 🏕️
Tees the Crowd 🪵
Mediocre Hiker Excellent Snacker T-Shirt
$34.95
Mediocre Hiker Excellent Snacker T-Shirt
$34.95
Powered by Coffee And Poor Decisions T-Shirt
$34.95
Powered by Coffee And Poor Decisions T-Shirt
$34.95
Professionally Lost Since Like Forever T-Shirt
$34.95
Professionally Lost Since Like Forever T-Shirt
$34.95
Will Hike For Smores T-Shirt
$34.95
Will Hike For Smores T-Shirt
$34.95
Trail & Error T-Shirt
$34.95
Trail & Error T-Shirt
$34.95
This is My Happy Place Mostly T-Shirt
$34.95
This is My Happy Place Mostly T-Shirt
$34.95
The Burning Questions 🔥
👕 How does the sizing run?
Our tees are Comfort Colors 1717 — a relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size with a slightly longer body. Between sizes and like a roomier fit? Size up. Between sizes and like a slimmer look? Size down. The Size Guide on every product page has actual measurements (chest, length, sleeve) — better than guessing.
How to measure: Lay a tee you already love flat. Measure pit-to-pit (that's your chest). Compare to the chart. If you're between sizes, our tees run true with a slightly longer body — size down for slimmer, up for roomier.
Still unsure? Hit us up at hello@campytrailssociety.com before you order. We'd rather help you pick the right size than process an exchange.
↩️ Can I return or exchange my tee?
Yep — and we make it easy. The Campy Trail Guarantee gives you 30 days from delivery to return or exchange. First-time size swaps are free (we cover the return shipping). Email hello@campytrailssociety.com with your order number and what's not working, and we'll make it right.
One note: because each tee is printed when you order it, returns need to be unworn and unwashed. Hang onto the tags until you're sure you love it.
🎨 Will the print fade or crack?
Our prints use direct-to-garment (DTG) on Comfort Colors blanks — the same setup most premium graphic tee brands use. With proper care, the print holds its color for years. The Comfort Colors fabric also fades softly over time in that broken-in vintage way, which honestly makes the print look even better. If your tee fades unevenly or the print cracks within 60 days of normal wear, that's on us — email a photo and we'll send a replacement.
🇺🇸 Are these really printed in the USA?
Yep! Proudly USA-made, just like the best s'mores. 🇺🇸 Every Campy Trails Society tee is printed and shipped from facilities right here in the United States. Currently we print out of Florida and Texas, depending on which one is fastest to your zip code. No overseas shortcuts. No mystery factories.🏕️
🧺 How do I wash my tee so it lasts?
Comfort Colors fabric is built to outlast the trail, but a little care goes a long way:
• Turn it inside out before washing (protects the print)
• Cold water, gentle cycle
• Tumble dry low or hang dry — heat is the enemy of any printed tee
• Skip the bleach. Definitely skip ironing directly over the print
Treat it right and it'll be in your rotation for years. 🏕️
📦 Will I get a tracking number for my order?
You bet! Once your order hits the trail, we'll send you a tracking email with your very own tracking number so you can follow your tee's epic journey — all the way to your front door. 📦🌲🏕️🔥
🌍 Do you ship internationally?
Our tees are living their best life in the USA for now — but we're working hard to bring the adventure to doorsteps around the globe! 🌍 We don't currently ship outside the US, but stay tuned... great things (and great tees) are worth the wait. In the meantime, keep an eye on our shipping policy page for updates! 🏕️
🪵 Can I change or cancel my order after placing it?
Yes — but the trail moves fast. We can change or cancel any order before it goes to print, which is usually within a few hours of placing it. After that, the printer's already on it and we can't pull it back. If you need to make a change, send up a smoke signal at hello@campytrailssociety.com ASAP with your order number, and we'll do what we can.
Mediocre Hikers. Excellent Reviewers. 🏕️